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In order to track the hallucinations from their agentic development as a warning to future generations about the evils of oligarchs.

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In order to be left behind by Anthropic Scion.

@b0rk learn programming in an esoteric language. By now git has to be Turing complete, right?

@b0rk Because you’re a Depeche Mode fan: “Just Can’t Git Enough”

@b0rk to use git and pipe the output to tar?

@b0rk Early Access to copilot through GitHub.

@b0rk To curse Sir Walter Raleigh

@b0rk to use as a personal web forum replacement

@b0rk to save all my passwords and credentials in a safe place like github

@b0rk it's like Dropbox with unlimited storage, right? That's perfect for putting my malware in there!

@b0rk How else are they gonna git outta here?

@b0rk Excellent source of cryptographic randomness and dietary fiber.

@b0rk Cryptocurrency-inspired passion for merkle trees.

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s3 is too hard

@b0rk To Git gud!