why might someone want to learn Git? wrong answers only
@b0rk To cultivate gratitude for the GUI applications that that let me avoid using it directly
@b0rk typo when googling for Tig Notaro
@b0rk Someone in the pub called them a git, they tried googling what it means, and ended up in the tutorial.
@b0rk “Know your enemy”
@b0rk So that I can rewrite history!
@b0rk No one has already shared this old commitstrip comic?
@b0rk To finally store all their word documents, music collection and massive warez.
@b0rk use git as a free photo library
@b0rk because I have too many knives and not enough forks
@b0rk Because of the beautiful, consistent, and simple user interface.
@b0rk not enough swearwords in their life
@b0rk The FTP we usually use is down.
@b0rk Rolling Stones: „You Can’t Always Git What You Want”
@b0rk To annoy one's dad, who is on SVN
@b0rk To overthrow the Galactic Empire, we need to find the Death Star plans, and the astromech droid just gave us a giant git repo… it’s rumored that the jedi used to teach the lost art of git but no one alive except Yoda knows how to use it. Luke Versionwalker travels to the moon of Dagitbah to learn the arcane secrets
@b0rk sorry I came in here for an argument