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guitarist & improviser • poet & cat-dad • wanderer & ponderer • he & him • Edinburgh & Scotland & Europe
Some things I like: #ImprovisedMusic #ExperimentalMusic #FieldRecording #Books #Poetry #SupernaturalFiction #Geopoetics #Trees #TheLeft #Unions #RomanScotland #Cats #StandingStones #Kindness
Web designer/developer from Bridgend. Reluctant woodworker. Occasional technology victim. I can earworm myself at the drop of a reference.
Certified dilettante
(posts will self-destruct, somehow)
I'm the opposite of a murderer: I unstab people to life with my anti-knife.
I work in #theater, used to work in #computers as a #programmer, sometimes I #AmWriting and I dabble in #TTRPGs.
When my ADHD allows it, I love to read. #Fantasy is my jam but I enjoy a good #Mystery.
#BLM, #ACAB, #ADHD, #LGBTQIAdjacent, #NoTerfs, #NaziPunksFuckOff, #LandBack, #Leftist, #DisabledRights, #EatTheRich, #TransRightsAreHumanRights, #SexWorkIsWork #ReproductiveRightsAreHumanRights
I #art too sometimes!
Generally having thoughts. Fond of words. Dog person. Keen on architecture, brutalism, and, especially, uranium glass. And nudibranchs, the sea slugs of remarkable beauty. Nanarchy in the UK! Member of the Beige Spooneratti. Graphic designer turned volunteer. London, UK, formerly Oakland, CA & NYC.🖖🏼 She / her / ma’am. Fedizen since 11/22. #AntiFa #SlavaUkraini | #NAFO / F🇺🇦K PUTIN | #BLM #Simpsons #noNazis
Es gibt zwei Arten von KI-Gegnern:
die Affen, die den Spiegel anschreien,
und die Affen, die wissen, dass sie in einen Spiegel schauen.
Husband, father, anti-fascist robot and enjoyer of things.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️Ally/Accomplice
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
Hi, I'm Ben.
I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.
I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.
He/Him
Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey
Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
♾️
Profile pic provided/drawn by @Crovanian
I like #metal music, but really in to #GoreGrind right now. Also digging #MelodicDeathMetal
I like #Geocaching
Fan of anything #HalfLife and #Fallout
I'm what you would call a #Minecraft enjoyer AND a #StardewValley enjoyer.
In to #Piercings and currently have 9, 6 of which are visible.
I try not to take myself too seriously.
The header pic is not mine and I did not ask permission to use it, but the artist's name is in the picture
Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much.
Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet.
Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids. Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them. Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.
Married to @JenTheRed
Translated The Book on #NorwegianFolktales.
Teacher.
British/ Norwegian.
Dwells in northern Norway.
A human being.
Mostly shitposting, republishing '90s memes, and boosting other people's stuff.
I haven't posted a bio yet?
(Sure I've only been at Beige.Party since 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse since April 2023.)
Banner: Group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662.
Avatar image: British director, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)
#JustMyToots: https://justmytoots.com/@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party
Wow I hate these things.... We are the kitchen Bitches. 1 Deafblind neurospicy crippled kitchen witch and her 3 service dogs. We live in the swamp and share our home with an over abundance of loose leaf tea, books, and my cauldron collection. My hobbies, such as they are, are a Finly veiled excuse to set shit on fire! Candlemaking, using my kitchen torch to make desserts… And playing with my charcoal grill.
salty, spicy, and yet, still tasteless
also: 🛼 and anarcho-communism!
avatar: witch way to the gun show?
banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.
⯰ the ground is your friend, it's always there for you.
⯰ clean your bearings, they're filthy!
⯰ all hail eris!
Consistently inconsistent. Deviant. Gutterpunk. A general sign civil dissent can still exist out there somewhere. I use colorful language and believe human rights extend to everyone. My grasp of social norms can be charitably described as needing improvement. Ich spreche auch gebrochenes Deutsch.
Current song stuck in my head:
Truth Untold - The Odds
Profile picture alt text: a lone crow up in a tree glances off to the left.
Header picture alt text: another crow perches on a wooden rail.
Candidate for mayor of Mastodon. Master of the mystic (f)arts. Diogenes of the Fedi. Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Follower of the Dharma. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.
#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #meditation #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats
Uk based crone.
Charcot-Marie-Tooth Disease.
Linux user
Member of the Green Party.
Fascinated by evil 😈
🏴☠️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈ally
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Aspiring auntie with dadjoke uncle energy. Genderfluid queerdo. Former career nomad settling into building better tech companies. Community educator and organizer. Prone to verbose macroblogging.
Purpose: get Fedi to nap more.
Posts about: #cdnpoli, #onpoli, #topoli. Toronto life. Sometimes I'll go on about product or capitalism or antitrust. https://ODLAN.ca is trying to make things better for 2SLGBTQIA+ communities.
I commit blasphemy with spreadsheets.
Winner of the Fediverse, 2025. 🏆
I do things with computers. Unspeakable things.
I also write Overmorrow, a newsletter about technology and my problematic relationship with it.