software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally • non-practicing white person

posts largely include shitposts, intrusive thoughts, & pets

PFP alt text - pixel art of my cat Dio, a white and black turkish van with green eyes over a beige background

banner alt text - chibi art of my cat Miso, a flamepoint siamese with short hair over a transparent background

@me with pics of your cat or I'll cry

#nobot #noAI #noBridge

Am I doing this right?

“We’re at DEFCON fuck”

Clinical Psychologist. Academic Maleficent. Former NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university. Future fry cook on Venus.

Analog childhood, digital adulthood. Navigating the great enshittification. Lots of swearing and gallows humor.

Part of the great November 2022 Twitter migration.

Posts auto-delete at 2 weeks.

:cubs: :bears:

Under his eye. She/Her.

#teamOrca

Copy editor/music/film/books/bikes/running/staring into the middle distance. London. #NoBots

No alt text in photos no follow

Hi this backup account has been moved to @dillyd
See you there!

Inner city schoolmarm who lives to inspire / weird out my students. Serious amateur cocktail mixer / drinker in my spare time. Retired actor / singer unless a supreme opportunity arises. Mediocre curler and distance runner. Started Pilates and am hoping it doesn't kill me but makes me stronger. Married to @rockmastermike and co-caretaker of Peeghaven.

This is a place of great honor and highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here

Hi, I’m Bridget a 40-something woman in western New York(state, not city)

:ace_heart: :aro_heart: 🤘🇨🇦
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Do not direct message me unless I know you.

#AntiFascist and #AntiHate

Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns. It has a black-grey-white-purple Ace themed border.

Header is a picture of a bridge in a lush, green park. I took it in Stanley Park in Vancouver, BC, in May 2023.

What do we want?
@beige.party
When do we want it?
Now.

Last known person to have spoken with Mitch McConnell, for about 20 minutes.

Poet, writer, composer, cheerful bureaucrat. Believer in things, curious about everything. Medicare enthusiast. I'm what happens when dull meets old age.
Image is of a paved rural road framed by woods. Inset: Cheerful blue merle Aussie dog looking up a dirt road in Spring.
My opinions are entirely my own.
🏳️‍🌈 #AsianAmerican #kama'aina #ukulele Pronouns: She/Her
Beige.party is the best .party for bright eclectic weirdos.
NO AI used in writing posts.

I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22

Mama. Meemo.
Backward and poor.

🩵 Big Lakes 🌊

Jack of all trades, master of none, other than materials engineering. Managed to get a master's in that. I make documentaries too.
Cishet dude - he/they
AuDHD
Humanist, not humanitarian
AntiFascist
Videography : Semi-pro
I have a documentary crew. I do colorgrading, postproduction
Music: amateur
WaterColors: noob

Header: None Avatar: marker drawn portrait of a giraffe with glasses

Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Occasionally pimping my angry left-ass rock songs. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.

Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party

If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.

Moved from med-mastodon to mstdn-plus and maybe coming over here soon.
he/him. cissy-gendered!
Rebuilding after med-mastodon suddenly abandoned us!
AIDS/HCV/SARS activist since ACT UP in 89; ran Fdn for Integrative AIDS Res (FIAR)

Designing, Bicycling, Cellphoning, Californiaing

Yorkshire resident disenfranchised European, NI exile, (very) slow cyclist (aka fat bloke at the back). Ex HMF, ex NHS, now Lollipop man.
"The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything" - Albert Einstein
#NoBot #NoIndex

Don't believe everything a little bird (X) tells you.

I'm a silly fucker.

Music, nonsense, random stories (always a story) and whatever comes to mind.

Not a racist, a homophobe, a transphobe or a bigot. Basically not a cunt (I do swear so if that is not for you, I'm definitely not for you).

Please add #AltText i.e. descriptive descriptions, to your pictures for visually impaired and all people. No decent description, no boost from me.

tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account