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Jocose paralogician.
Posting harder, not smarder.
If I post a screenshot, it is not real.

My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me.

Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes.

#nobot
#nobridge

fat old queer, non hyphenated anarchist and covid stroke survivor. filthy vegan since 1995-ish caffeine junkie. i live near ithaca, ny. #ttrpg enjoyer and chill atheist.

he/him
no spoons, only knives
stormy, husky, brawling
singing so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning

๐Ÿฆซ Great Lakes People's Littoral Navy ๐Ÿฆซ

Header is a small firepit with a modest campfire, flames gently licking the sides, background is grassland biome in autumn blanketed with fallen leaves.

Profile image by @heyheymomo.
A smiling amorphous cartoon blob gleefully riding a bicycle. It has swept back handlebars and the back tire is kicking up a small cloud of dust.

I'm a medically-retired unicorn genderfuqer galloping the west, enjoying the sunshine. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโ™พ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐ŸŒ„๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒก๏ธ๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ Also a seeker of words, roaming the dictionary of my soul. โœ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ“– (I write a lot of subtext.)

Nomad life in a travel trailer, based in Utah. Peace be with you. โœŒ๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ

tell my Wife and bebรฉ i mentioned them here, too

Shitposts, Shoegaze, Cinema
ex-KNZK ex-bofa.lol ex-Radical.Town
Jorts Brand Ambassador

this heaven gives me migraine