Instance directory: retro.pizza
I ❤️ video games, music, and kind people.
Hateful people can fuck right off.
Pacifist. Anti-fascist. Animal-friendly. Anti-war machine. Anti-ableism. Anti-homophobia. Anti-capitalist. Anti-religious Institutions.
“We are ugly but we have the music.” - Chelsea Hotel No. 2
I’m a digital designer, and I’m “Photoshop didn’t even have layers” old.
I live in Berlin with my two kids and a dragon called Otto.
"Ding Dong! The Witch is dead." - Wizard of Oz
Fuck your genAI, LLMs, NFTs, cryptocurrencies, or whatever other techgrifter turd you're huffing this week.
Mentally Heathn't \ A.I.n't
Hello
I am just a tired weird person. Neurodivergent. In my 40s
This account is me on Mastodon.
Squirrel Assembly Villager 🐿️ at #WHY2025
Blossomiest blossom
🌱🏴☠️🦄NB, bidemi, ambiamor, queer, fictoromántique (sólo con mis OC).
#TDAuH #SaludMental #MECFS #SíndromeFatigaCrónica #DDHH #Interseccionalidad
#DoctorWho #Crochet #Escritura #Naturaleza #CultivoPersonal
Abrazo por igual #Ciencia y #Espiritualidad (la mía).
ENG, SP, CAT
🫂💖🕯️
Banner: texto en mayúsculas y color amarillo que dice "ASTHAR in FLUX", sobre un fondo de vetas curvas de colores.
Avatar: Rostro sonriente de la 13ª Doctora justo antes de regenerarse.
Writer, Gamer, Geek, Bitter Old Fandom Hag, Slave to Feline Overlords. (She/Her) :ffxiv_sprout: :no_ai:
SERVER PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=82567910
Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/BIKZQRFV1569
The trash goblin who runs retro.pizza. Anti-AI. Xennial nerd, genderqueer lesbian, foster cat parent, anticapitalist, neurodivergent, exhausted 24/7. Former geek culture columnist, former editor for a gay romance publisher, currently able to pay my bills and kind of hating it. Voted Most Likely To Die Falling Down Stairs After Being Tripped By A Cat While Carrying A CRT.
he/they - i like to play video games - Cirra Turmoil on Rafflesia, FFXIV (very lapsed) - 🏳️🌈 / 💛🤍💜🖤 / 💖💜💙
Other socials: https://xerosocial.carrd.co/
Partner, Veteran, puppy parent. I like lots of nerdy stuff, mostly indie games and Linux. Oh, and science. And ttrpgs. And… look, the Owlbear is a nerd, alright?
Also, I'm an Owlbear.
My profile picture is a character from a (modded) Starbound game - a pixel art character with goggles on her head.
Follow me for game recommendations, weird short fiction, mediocre poetry, and poor proofreading!
I swear often.
She/her. Mapacha linuxera, friki, gamer, yonki de los libros, trekkie, whovian, otaku a tiempo parcial, social justice nightblade.
Opinions and art, mostly. Badly organized, check out https://cara.app/michaelbeckett/portfolio for art :D
"Well Actually" will get you muted.
Full-time retro variety streamer • Musician
Retro Variety Twitch Streamer • Retro Game & PC Enthusiast • Fighting Game Enthusiast • Former Speedrunner of Classic Sonic, Return to Zork, Killer Instinct, and more • Millenial
Actor / Cartoonist / Author / Humorist (and kinda bad at all of them), but I've failed at more things than most people have tried.
Married, poly, old and in a lot of pain. Played a doctor on TV. Former G+ Influencer. An actual wizard.
I know an unhealthy, generally worrying amount of things about the following topics:
#MST3K
#Rifftrax
#Riffing
#Tokusatsu
#SuperSentai
#KamenRider
#Cryptids
#1970sMadeForTVMovies
#Stargate
#DoctorWho
Actor / Cartoonist / Author / Humorist (and kinda bad at all of them), but I've failed at more things than most people have tried.
Married, poly, old and in a lot of pain. Played a doctor on TV. Former G+ Influencer. An actual wizard.
I know an unhealthy, generally worrying amount of things about the following topics:
#MST3K
#Rifftrax
#Riffing
#Tokusatsu
#SuperSentai
#KamenRider
#Cryptids
#1970sMadeForTVMovies
#Stargate
#DoctorWho
she/her
I'm a veterinarian, researcher, and wrangler of chaos in New Orleans.
#veterinarian, #researcher, #gardener, #birder
Profile pic is a close up of my face. My hair is pulled back in a ponytail. I'm making a silly face, similar to frowny duck lips. Cover photo is an illustration of a tired looking kawaii puppy working on a computer.
📗 I'm the creator of Dimestore Novel.
📘 I treat other people the way I want to be treated
📙 All my art is CC BY-SA 4.0
Eisner nominated writer of stuff about webcomics, fandom, and more comics. Charging into the future like there's no tomorrow!
he/him
Hobby animation (2D and 3D), tabletop RPG, LARP, game dev, Arduino, Nerf, shitposting, Terry Pratchett, retro tech, ecology, tea, simpits, bridge sims, etc.
If famous, it would probably be for the live action interactive trash FMV game General Horse and the Package of Doom.
I used to have a personality, now I have a dog.
Sometimes I might sound angry, it's just cynicism that comes with too much age. I love you all.
The mightiest orbot of them all. #Transformers, #DogsOfMastodon and assorted geekery.
I occasionally boost political content, but I try to CW all my own political posts. Please hide my boosts or filter out “uspol” if you don’t want to see any of that stuff.