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Same person, different server!

Seriously, I'm just this guy. I speak computer. I speak a little bit political philosophy.

I'm usually too tired to come up with something original, but I'll riff off your post because I usually can add funny.

Still only 13.2 inches tall when I'm yelling at LRRR.

I also say "fuck" a lot.

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#nobot

And especially fuck you to #NoTagsPub stalkers.

#Queer #Southern #Hillbilly #Artist
#Photographer #Storyteller #DJ #Foodie
#Neurospicy #Spoonie
He/They/Y'all

RIP #CharleneTheCat ❤️ | RIP Jack ❤️

#AltText

Header: white color block

#NoTagsPub

AVI: First-grade school pic of me, 1963.

▶️ Like my pictures? A few bucks to help keep the lights on would be much appreciated. 🙏

https://ko-fi.com/theeddieshow

bene gesserit inclusive radical fremenist,
he/him/ia,

peaked in 6th form, paper anchor anchor baby, 
buyer of tickets taker of rides, most opinions my own others flagrantly stolen

followreqs? please have at least a bio and some posts/intropost 👍

#noBridge #noBot #noAI

he/him, standing with 🏳️‍⚧️, 🏳️‍🌈 and 🇺🇦
“it is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution”

90% Reply Guy and shitposting, 7% science and astronomy pix, 3% attempts at humor. You’ve been warned.

Bio: scientist since I was 4 years old, and still loving it.

Header pic is a partially eclipsed moon in a field with a few stars. Avatar is a crescent formed by flour spilled on a black granite countertop

#LRRR2028 or as soon as possible
#teamOrca
#ChunderRoad

Internet wanderer with a wobbly front tooth. Cat named Pickle.

If my tooth falls out: I'll put it under my pillow, in the morning it will emerge as a butterfly – or a household appliance of your choosing. Make a wish for it.

Profile background: Maple Color (Erin Hanson, 2019).

☕️️ Beats & Pixels, Fueled by Caffeine
⚖️ Calm Over Chaos by Default
⌛ Ephemeral Timeline

I have a Tiny Dog. She is very much my boss
Intermittent twitch streamer.
Lived experience expert in chronic pain.
Fan of the Discworld. I also have a mendeddrum.org account.
Not a fan of the round world
Love to watch the stars, but have no idea about anything vaguely astronomical.
Ex-christian. Recovering by questioning.
Yarn crafts saved my life.
I was once accidentally and unexpectedly on the same stage as Sir Peter Ustinov.

#ADHD #Crochet #Dogs #Knitting #ActuallyAutistic

Just a lady with a cat and a garden. Also a scientist who contemplates so much documentation, attends endless meetings, and battles pivot tables. From Washington State in the Pacific Northwest.

Hi, I’m Charlotte, early 50s and I relocated from London to #Pembrokeshire in west #Wales 8 years ago. Interests include #QualitativeResearch, #books, #cats and capybaras. Bisexual, cis (pronouns: she/her). General CW: I post a lot about living with bipolar disorder, I try to CW individual toots about it but some sneak through, sorry.

Professional artist in the San Francisco Bay Area, specializing in watercolor. Covid cautious. Psoriatic arthritis. Caregiver. Sushi lover. ☦️ Eastern Orthodox Christian. Neurospicy ♾️ Socialist 
Profile pic: A woman with longer ash blonde/grey hair, smiling. DSA member. Header photo one of my watercolors of a Sonoma County barn at the coast.

ActuallyAutistic, almost certainly AuDHD.
58 years old, ish (Yes, I'm sticking with this lie, because it still remains my only chance for immortality) Autistic and British. Into philosophy and spiritualism and pretty much anything that might explain the meaning of life, up to and including that it might really be 42.
Aromantic. Ace. And in love.
Male, he/him
Alt account. @Pathfinder
#ActuallyAutistic
#Autism
#Neurodiversity

Walking contradiction and general misfit.
Older than the internet but young enough to understand it
Software QA Engineer by trade.
TTRPG player and creator.
Leathercraft Hobbyist
Responsible Gun & Blade Owner/Collector
Too many interests for a complete list

Hello! I like to post nature photos and miscellaneous art, and I stream various games on Twitch.

My parents:
@wplalonde
@Alien_Sunset

Hack of all trades.
Assigned villain @ birth.
Tisay. Enby woman. 30s.
Santa Cruz, CA, USA

New server, same me 🩷

Let kindness prevail
No human is disposable
Shop small, buy local
Landlord = leech
CEO = lazy & useless
Boycotts & strikes work
Rage @ injustice = love
Community = survival
Decriminalize not legalize
Transformation not exile
Remember & recover

We're not free until we're ALL free

Profile pic: headshot w sun backlighting my hair

Header: sunset beach silhouette of me

Inventor of Frozen Gravy on a Stick. Oh, and I'm an atheist and the most skeptical person I know. Once told that I have an enormous grasp of the obvious. Another time I was called Borderline Normal. Often answers rhetorical questions. Profile picture is of small metal dragonfly model that I assembled from a kit. Banner is a swampy lake with cypress trees.

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. IT'S A WHOLE THING.

OMICRON MALE. HIMBO. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. FEARED MICRO-CELEBRITY. VERTEBRATE OF THE YEAR. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. UNHINGED. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE REAL BUT TENUOUS. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE. YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

Finding solace in photography.
Macro photography. Nature, landscape, flower and tree photography.

Often more info in the Alt Text. Je parle aussi français.

Former historian and archivist. Now horticulturist and aspiring homesteader.

Other artistic endeavours on Pixelfed : https://pixelfed.social/i/web/profile/593182438254041504

Previous accounts:
From June 2023 to April 2024 on mastodon.social
From April 2024 to January 2025 on mastodon.art

Idle. Sometimes bone-idle. Trying to write fiction, intermittently. Also (still) trying to find the right chap. Easily distracted. I'm in South Australia, by the way. Sealions muted on sight.

Posts about food, games, tech, politics, being a single parent, and the small humans that wreck me.

Swears like an Aussie cu... ok, not in the profile.

Big old lefty. Non-Binary, AuDHD, general purpose nerd. Two of those I only figured out when I hit my forties.

Currently in the south of England with my partner @DJDarren and our two cats Molly and Milo.

I’ve got a few chronic conditions which make me grumpy at times.

To be clear -
Trans women are women
Trans men are men
Non Binary People exist
Black Lives Matter
Fuck The Tories

Don’t be a dick.

Toots to be read in Matt Berry’s voice.